The Ultimate Survey!

The Ultimate "Getting to Know" Survey -

Directions: Answer the questions, fill in the blanks, you know what to do. Also, tagging people may encourage them to fill this survey out also.

Legal Name: Shelby Anne Sarrazin

Section 1: Basic Information -

Gender: Female
hair color: Darkish brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: About 5"10 or 11
Approximate weight: n\a Umm I don't think so!
Location: Right now in Moose Jaw but I don't live here
Age: n\a I don't think so about this either
Birthday: March 17th
Birthplace: In a hospital
Scars: One on my hand from taking down a volleyball net, another from bike riding and just random little ones that I don't know how I got
Astrological sign: Pisces
Dominant hand: Right I think
Religion: Christian
Dominant brain: Right brain I think again
Major/career: Student?
Race (Mongoloid, Caucasian, or Negroid): Whaat??
Relationship status: Taken!
Glasses: No but I need them
Braces: Yup
Piercings: Ear peircings but I don't use them anymore because it makes my ears bleed :\

Section 2: Preferences

Favorite color: Purple, orange, grey and red!
Favorite letter: R? Or S Or K
Favorite ice cream flavor: I like all ice cream flavors BIOTCH!! XD
Favorite food: TACOSSSSS!!!!!
Favorite drink: Ummm not sure about that one actually
Favorite "drug": Umm none...
Favorite number: 7, 14, 16, 17
Favorite sport: Basketball, volleyball... you know a lot of things except soccer
Favorite subject: Art!!
Favorite month: July
Favorite song: A whole crap load!!
Favorite book: Don't know
Favorite movie: Big fish, Star wars, Walle!!... A bunch of others
Favorite season: Spring
Favorite TV show: The Simpsons, Futurama, etc...
Favorite cartoon character: No clue!!
Favorite series: Haha idk
Favorite word: Fuck, dayum... you know the normal
Favorite argument: Geez I don't know!!

Section 3: Serious Issues

What are your views on...

1. Liberalism?
Whaaat??

2. The existence of God?
He is real and he is awesome!!

3. Jesus Christ?
Real and awesome!

4. Abortion?
Is wrong because that's murder!!

5. Global warming?
Noooo!!!

6. Humanity?
Messed up but oh well

7. Vegetarianism?
Their choice but not mine because I cannot live without meat!!

8. Animal abuse?
Is wrong!!! Poor babies

9. Capital punishment?
What?

10. Evolution?
Not real!!

11. Extraterrestrial beings?
Well you never know...

12. Heaven?
It's there and real and awesome! XD

13. Hell?
Is friggin scary shit!

14. Purgatory?
Whaat? Again..

15. Ghosts?
Creepy shit!s

16. Serial Killers?
Creeps, hide your children!!

17. Marriage?
Yes!!!!!

18. Smoking?
Will kill you!

19. Drinking?
On occasion isn't to bad

20. Child abuse?
Is very very very wrong!! People who do that are sick and wrong!



Section 4: Romantic Preferences (No Survey Would Be Complete Without It)

Gender: Guys!
Eye color: Any
Hair color: Any
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Like medium
Age: Min-1 year younger, Max-5 years older?
Religion: I don't care but I would prefer to be the same as mine
Scars: Doesn't matter
Glasses: Doesn't matter
Braces: Doesn't matter
Piercings: don't care
Tattoos: don't care
Career: don't care
Marriage (y/n): Yes!!
Who proposes: Him
Wedding colors: Ha! I don't know!
Wedding size: Don't care
Number of children: Max-4
Name of one child: No clue!
Together Forever?: Yes please!!

Section 5: The "Test" with No Wrong Answers

1. If you could change your name, to what would you change it, if anything, and why?
I wouldn't change it because I'm happy with my name

2. If any amount of any sort of fame was available to you, what would you choose and why?
YouTuber or Actress

3. List the first five quotes which come to mind - no repeats!
- "You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth."
- "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- "Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
- "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
- "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

4. What kind of fan club would you like to have or do you have?
Don't know

5. If you had everything you needed delivered daily, what would it be?
Tacos, anything else I need...

6. If you were told you must join the army (or navy or marines), but could choose any position you liked, how would you react?
I'd probably say: Can I be the gun keeper?! With like a crazy face so they think I'm a crazy person then they'll change their minds about asking me

7. If you are a member of a fan club, or multiple fan clubs, describe it, or them, and your role.
I am a member, It's called: dallonthevillan-fc And it's a Dallon Weekes fanclub, you peoples shoud join because I need more peoples!! And I am the founder and you guys can submit anything that has to do with Panic! At The Disco.

8. If you were assured of all your daily needs, what kind of job would you want, if any, and how would you spend your paycheck?
Doctor, Vet, someone to do with rocks And I'd go shopping and buy myself a bunch of stuff!!!

9. If you could choose any sort of environment in which to live, what would you pick and why?
Somewhere where it gets hot but also cold because I NEED the cold!

10. If you had to wear the same outer layer of clothing every day, what would it be?
Converse, skinnies, t-shirt or bunny hug

11. If you received a fifty dollar check in the mail, guaranteed, every day, what would you do with it?
Save it until I get 200$ to buy myself some Ray Bans!!! XD Then I'd keep on savin!

12. What would you do if you knew you would die in 5 days?
Wel go to a Panic! concert, shove my face with tacos, meet Brendon of course, spend it all with my boyfriend and just be happy!

13. What is the most important goal in your life?
Live a well lived life and forget about the past, but only the shitty sad stuff not the good memories.

14. How would you prefer, ideally speaking, to die?
I would want to die in my sleep with loved ones with me.

15. Do you have any strong feelings about how you will or will not die?
Not sure actually :\

16. Do you find talk of death creepy?
Depends..

17. If you could learn everything about any subject tomorrow, what subject would you choose and how much would you be willing to sacrifice for the knowledge?
My brain is to lazy to think about that much knowledge..

18. What role do you think fate plays in your life?
Umm Fate?

19. How important do you think you are, not just to yourself but to your circles and the world?
Not that important, I'm just another person right?

20. What really brings you joy?
Love and animals and tacos


Section 6: Your Parents

Father's name: Roger
Occupation: idk (I know I'm sad)
Eye color: blue
Hair color: Black
Height: Idk
Weight: Idk
Age: 51
Religion: Christian
Other distinguishing features: He's the best!

Mother's name: Julie
Occupation: Sells something called Shuzi
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Height: Idk
Weight: Idk
Age: 47
Religion: Christian
Just mother or mom?: Mom.


Section 7: More Random Questions

1. What is your motto? Why?
Forget about all the crap in your past and live in the moment.

2. What is your cell phone ring tone? Why?
I don't have one! But if I did I'd have a Panic! song

3. Would you consider priesthood or the religious life (monk or nun)?
Oh helll no!

4. Do you have a nickname or nicknames? What is it or they?
Let me think... shelberz, shell, shelly, bee, shelbster...

5. What do you fear?
Worms and tornados oh ya! and small spaces and failing... :\

6. What is your weakness?
Not saying no...

7. What do you consider one of your strengths?
(In a weird voice...) My mind powers!

8. What mythological creature do you wish was real?
Griffins, dragons, centaurs, unicorns, others...

9. What would you do tomorrow if you knew you could not fail?
Become a famous person!! XD Or draw super duper awesome!!

10. Would you ask someone out if you liked them or would you wait and try to find out if it's mutual first?
Wait and find out if it's mutual

11. Do you like sleep?
Yes I love sleep!! I would be a zombie without it!

12. What is your opinion on acronyms and abbreviations?
I don't even know what that is! (I know I'm a very sad person but if you translated it to French I'd probably know :\)

13. Do you think math is important? How important?
Ya I think it's important but I don't really care about it

14. Do you have a dream home? If so, please describe.
Not yet

15. Can you solve the mysteries of the universe?
Ha! no.

16. Would you rather freeze to death in summer or burn to death in winter?
Freeze to death in summer because that basically happens every year here because our summer are so damn cold!

17. How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
...

18. What's the most random thing you can think of right now?
Poop.

19. Do you like waffles?
Yes!!!XD

20. What do you do frequently that you consider a colossal waste of time?
History, French, Math, Morale